Photo reblogged from an evening with el diablo with 33 notes
“I’m just one of those ghosts.
Traveling endlessly.
Don’t need no roads.
In fact, they follow me.”
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If I ever change my name I’m going to change “Tario” to “President”. While Prof. Tario sounds cool and all, you just can’t beat Mr. President. Try saying it to yourself. “Mr. President”. You could be standing in the tampon aisle of your local grocery store, dressed in neon green short shorts, and clad with a fannypack and still be cool with a name like that. You could be with a group of people, talking about the craziest, nonsensical topic, but as soon as someone refers to you as “Mr. President” then the entire mood has been changed. All of a sudden everyone is dead serious, and staring at you, waiting for you to make the next move. But any move will make will be the right move. You are, after all, Mr. President.”
-Nick Tario
It’s even worse when you catch yourself like this.
Or in another more ergonomic position
Or for the sake of all that is the absence of lower lumbar support: this.
It doesn’t matter what the Pouty Voice says. It matters that it’s a Pouty Voice.
Damnit libido when will you realize sometimes words can be laced with an alcoholic neurotoxicity… And every time you…
BAM! For such a smart guy you sure didn’t see that one coming. Today we get laid haha! You’re welcome, and don’t worry about thanking me you can do it post-coitus.
Photo reblogged from She's completely mental, that one, I'm telling you with 18,448 notes
Facebook: you’re doing it right.
There’s something I’d like to say to all the Velma’s in the world. But what it is I’m not quite sure.
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Photo reblogged from Female Boner with 78 notes
ITS TOO FUCKING NICE OUT TO BE STUCK AT WORK TODAY GUH.
Ditto.
Reblogging because I totally did the “gun under the chin motion to a co-worker today. There was a hardass customer standing between us and she turned around just in time to see me thoughtfully scratching my chin stubble and listening intently to her complain about nothing.
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Photo reblogged from fuck me to dubstep with 12,805 notes
Happy April 1st. I celebrated my mischievous nature by working all day and fucking up the till
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HAha. Loved Persepolis.
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